I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
