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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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