You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
okay pat passed out under dana's car
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize
