i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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