He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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