dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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