The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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