She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
