Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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