Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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