Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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