Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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