I bet he comes in French.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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