well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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