Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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