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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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