with your own penis?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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