Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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