yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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