Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I want her autograph on my taint
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Can I color on your dick again?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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