fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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