apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I wish i was in the wii world.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Randomize
