We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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