i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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