I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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