i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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