So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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