Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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