My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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