I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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