I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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