haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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