You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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