The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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