just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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