Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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