I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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