So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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