I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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