god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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