You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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