your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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