If that was your dad, he is hot
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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