Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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