ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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