Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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