How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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