If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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