Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Hey! you should come over!
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