Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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