Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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