Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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