I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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