i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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