She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Enjoy the penises
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize