they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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