ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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