Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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