38 yer olds are good kisserssss
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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